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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via sniffing)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via officialwhitegirls)

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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(via teenscoolest)

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via hotboyproblems)

cynthiathecooldancer:

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

i just died. 

(Source: iraffiruse, via hazzaisagoober)

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via stability)

lloveyou:

ill give you my virginity for christmas.

(Source: lloveyou, via dulect)

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

(via teenscoolest)

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